Bring Out Your Dead - Fatality List Murderhobo Campaign

Death and Victory go together just fine.

 

The Old School cares not for your little children. Sloppy play, poor decisions, bad luck and a host of other things will quickly end the life of a character or meat shield.  A game where you aspire to greatness but more often end up just being men that have no other choice than to risk life and limb in hopes of finding the jackpot. Then you become addicted to more and more treasure delving ever deeper for greater reward. The pendulum however continues to swing  or the blade hangs by a thread above and yet you push on. With this mindset the gambler continues to roll, guess or draw until he has lost it all. Our adventurers burn twice as bright but only burn for half as long. Embrace them while you can for they are not long for any world. It is sad to see them go but more always follow and we will revel in their exploits, each one as if it was the last. Roll the dice in the open. The following list is accurate to session 142 of the ongoing MurderHobos Unincorporated campaign.  Edits will follow as we progress along further.  Wouldn't want to spoil the cavalcade of dismemberment. Jogger the Non-Fingered, mashed into paste by a golem Charles charged into a fireball - RAISED Frankie the flesh golem was Kentucky fried by Lord V. in the name of Nergal Sir Pelinore fell stone dead from a medusae's arrow Hillwin the other torchbearer also had no chance when facing the dragon Harstad the torchbearer had no hope when facing the white dragon Karl the Fighting guy nobody talks about was frozen and then shattered. Woody, yet another dead elf, died to draconic carnage Sammox painted his fortune and then dove into it, gone as well Goldfish stepped through the magical painting of a door now he is gone Belck the (Wo)man-at-arms shredded by rampaging ghasts Arnd Cobblestone drank the wrong stuff Steve ate hot lightning bolt, poor frizzle-fry - RAISED Lenny was melted into goo and was washed away Astronaut Stewart had her face used as a pin cushion Akercocke had his head removed by a controlled Steve Bunny came face to face with a basilisk, hard times followed Brutalitops smashed into paste by a clay golem Lando Hill-Friggen melted by digestive fly juice the sixth halfling to be snuffed out hanging with the MurderHobos Brule Armstrong was not greedy enough Mar the Jester was free falling, until he stopped Ramrod the Burglar wasn't prepared to fight himself - CLONED Calvin the Bold Lazarus of Jesus, all that is left is dust Torvik Calanon a smoking ruin where his head once was…

Odo the Halfling diced by scorpion

Krisko the Halfling will be falling forever

Kelloc the cleric of Sumptin

Ragnar (henchman) torn in half by an angry salad

Barg pulverized by previously mentioned salad

Largash cut down to size by a humungous scorpion

Houselander drained of his life force

Selnon jumped in front of a giant fist

Serhtims jumped in front of the other fist

Ottoic choose poorly in life and died as a meatshield

Grenak  shattered by the blows of a shambling mound

Enk lost his arms to a humungous scorpion

Rufus lived all of his days in the flash of an eye, withered into dust

Grumbles stomped into paste

Stewie the Torchbearer felt the smashing wrath of Stolas upon his pulped head

Brian the Man at Arms died from a were-rat sword that tore a lung and his spine into tiny pieces.

Doug Bickerin the Acolyte of Touchiness was touched a touch too much by a giant ferret

Chopped from stem to stern by a crystal scimitar Smelf was divided

Hank the now frozen Shank: we didn’t hear him go, and then again he was a popsicle

Nancy’s wrath was spent in the depths her employers were not using their wits and it cost her life. See now sleeps with the dwarves…

Figgens no longer breathes as an inopportune dive-bombing cave bat hit him in the chest stopping his heart

Gweeb suffered a quickly painful death and unnecessary death at the mandible of a giant spider as it bit through one of his mighty cleric arms

Another ‘hench bites the dust. Margaret made a perfect dart toss, right into her own brain via her left eye socket

Melzgar is opened up like a bargain bin cat toy; all these fluids should be on the inside

Arto is also quickly torn to pieces as the party fails to gain the upper hand

Sven of the Corn had his husk peeled

BoSoDF & Tip the Halfling became hood ornaments for perytons

Ship-Dit the adjunct professor was pulverized by pipe

Lenny was bitten by stirge and then axe

Cultist of Starry Wisdom was bitten by karma, even though it was not his fault

It was a bright and sunny day when one of the hippy elves and Son-of-Dirt-Farmer triggered a pit trap and fell to their dooms in a sewage filled pit.

Karma bit the hunter in the ass, well a big ole wolf did…

Ellen, the last of the hippy elves, was shredded by festering mocktar claws

Spaceman the triceratops rancher and Disco-sicko-weepa-saurus did not fair much better against the mocktars

Borak the dwarf met a squishy end with the flick of a switch, when it rains it pours.

Martin the apprentice priest was perforated by the fangs of a crab spider

The Crusty Drunken and yet still wise beyond his years Fisherman known as Uthag

The Shifty Dandiette whom went without name

Half of a pair of halflings, known as the other Figgens and also as Mart

And somebody else, might have been one of the hippy Elves but we cant be certain as SOMEBODY TOOK THEIR SHIT HOME WITH THEM

disintegrated Robot escapee it never even had a name

8 dead at generation (butchered at birth)