SESSION 71: Blundering for Plunder (16APR18)
Nothing spells exploration like aimless wandering through a wasteland. We might have gotten closer to our target but not by much. Ambushed by those damned yellow cannibals, then by some zombie like bastards as we backtracked the man-eaters. We found the cannibal hive, an ancient and partially flooded bunker. It was a whole lot of nothing until Bimbles did his Moses impression that had us end up face-to-face with the Cannibal’s god – the Cannibal Demon. They ain’t big into originality. We had some fairly big challenges (Boris lost 6 teeth) and it gating in friends did not help. However, we did eventually get the upper hand and sent them packing back to whatever Hell they came from. We did net some swag, a pile of gems and an interesting ‘future tech’ device - a delicate looking sword-like antiquity. It had a handle that contained a power source with a bar and filament protruding from the hilt. This deserved and required some rest and research, so we back tracked to the previously discovered bunker and prepared for an evenings rest.
ROLECALL
Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 73948 xp +10% <100001> CRT 1d14/III
Scars: permanent lo (16APR18ss left index finger and scarring on arm
Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 71784 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14 /III
Hobo Steve the Myrmidon (F6) 67122 xp +5% (101) <70001> CRT 1d30/V
Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)
Raul the Wayfarer (MD5) 29115 xp <30000> CRT 1d20/II
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4,
Removed one of his own nostrils.
Boris the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 70064 xp +10% <70001> CRT 1d24/V
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Lenardo the Technician (S7) 60835 xp +10% <100000> CRT 1d12/I
Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand
Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 54748 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d10/I
Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated
Bunny the Sharper (T7) 61546 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d30/II
The Henchmen
Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 28476 xp +5% <35001> CRT 1d20/ IV
Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 81064 <130001> CRT 1d14/III
Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen
Sloth the Roughneck (L5) 33534 <36960> CRT 1d24/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)
Sasha Plasha the Guide (R6) 30674 xp +10% <50000> CRT as cleric
RESERVES
Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T5) 19543 xp +5% <20001> CRT 1d20/II
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp
Missing six teeth talks with a lisp
Being cloned 45 days
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 4 DAYS
Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 54462 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Critical Wound:
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 22 DAYS
Elapsed Campaign Time
168 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)
Join us for session Seventy-two when we ask the questions:
Where are we going? I mean, like really. Where are we going?
Have we addressed the cannibal blight yet?
That marker stone was helpful, will we remember it?
Tale of the Tape
Nothing worth reporting..
KILLS
Yellow Cannibals (16)
Zombies (13)
Cannibal demon
Hezrou (2)
LOOT
Power Cell (minifusion cell)
Vibro-sword
Gems (11): 10gp, 2x25gp, 2x50gp, 2x75gp, 2x100gp, 250gp, 750gp
