Wednesday 3 November 2021

Tell Me Again What the Lotus Smoke Does (Session 89)

 SESSION 89: One Step Beyond (7JAN19)

            Where there is smoke, there could be treasure or other horrible things. We definitely needed to see which it was. It was a blue wizard’s stronghold – Mr. Winky. He was a good natured fellow working on dimensional travel. He had all sorts of things, even a recharge lamp standard which we totally ignored, but we did have a nice dinner and a good rest…

            The following morning, we left the Forgotten Valley to make the final push back into the wastes and the Bone Sorcerer and our gate back home in his basement. The pass was more of a passage through a wound that sundered the very mountains. Perhaps it had something to do with the thing in the fissure, we decided not to linger. It got us to the spidergoats much faster. Plugging along, the chasm ended and the wasteland was before us. First, we decided to plunder a fissure home to another spawn of Shub-Niggurath. It could have turned out very poorly, luckily Nara was outside… The wastes greeted us with burning sun, scouring sand and a scorpion rider ambush. Pushing on we finally returned to the Bone Sorcerer’s hole in the ground. Things appear to have been busy- tracks, blood and such. Working our way back to the lab, BS was in full battle gear and gleefully killing rotten yellow man hostages. He was a little shocked and dismayed to see us still alive (he was after all in the middle of some gleeful murdering) but once we revealed our goodies he became very interested. After some discussion and requests for more information pertaining to the mysterious Hastur/ Yellow King. BS gave us a copy of ‘My First Book of the Elder Gods’ and the harsh downer that we would have to indulge in the white lotus and partake in a spirit journey to get back home…SO, in a very not creepy way BS took us to his room. There he conducted a ritual and we smoked some lotus. We left our bodies behind moving across space, time and realities. 

Spin the bottle and see where it stops. 

The date is April 9th, 1943. Location Lunna House, Lunna Ness Shetland Island, Scotland.  

Your in the army now bozos.

Next stop Norway.


 

ROLECALL

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 90779 xp +10% <100001> CRT 1d10/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 88617 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d10/III

Hobo Steve the Champion (F7) 86948 xp +5% <120,001> CRT 1d20/IV

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Raul the Ranger (MD6) 47945 xp <50000> CRT 1d10/III

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 93894 xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

            Injury: lost 6 teeth                               

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 71573 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d8/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated

Bunny the Sharper (T7) 78369 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d16/II

            Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand

            The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 38637 xp +5% <70001> CRT 1d14/ III

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 89475 <130001> CRT 1d10/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Clocker (L6) 46379 xp +10% <81300> CRT 1d16/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

Sasha Plasha the Guide (R6) 39085 xp +10% <50000> CRT 1d10/III

Nara the Naked Purple Girl (0) 686 xp 

 

RESERVES

Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T5) 19543 xp +5% <20001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

            Being cloned 45 days COMPLETED!?!

Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 54462 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

            Critical Wound:

                        REMAINING RECUPERATION: 0 DAYS

 

Elapsed Campaign Time

205 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session Ninety when we ask the questions:

How much further?

Tale of the Tape

Our little Purple girl has survived three sessions (even though she probably shouldn’t have)

KILLS

Spidergoats (8) 

Nylthokyleh 

Cult of the Scorpion: Giant Scorpions (5) bad Purple Cultists of the Scorpion (5) 

LOOT

99000 sp

6188 gp

Silver bracelet 200 gp

Silver crown with aquamarine insets 3000 gp

Stun Pistol (2d4 turns; power clip 10 shots; ignores armor just AC+DEX)

Frag Grenade000 sp

6188 gp

Silver bracelet 200 gp

Silver crown with aquamarine insets 3000 gp

Stun Pistol (2d4 turns; power clip 10 shots; ignores armor just AC+DEX)

Frag Grenade