SESSION 12: Deep Down in a Hole (17 Nov 15)
If only we had a Halfling to send down this hole… and so they began starring down into the red glow of the abyss, with 120’ of rope to make the descent. “Maybe this is not a good idea”. Unheard from below, “come on we are starving for fresh meat”. Welcome to the worst part of giving adventurers time to think about things, occasionally they avoid harms way. And so they rolled up their rope and proceeded across the highway and into the maze of pit traps. This was much to Mighty Yord’s chagrin as he visited the bottom of a couple of them pits.
They find a climate-controlled room with a massive crystal chandelier and ancient pieces of art. Michelangelo’s David as well as da Vinci’s Mona Lisa and Van Gogh’s Starry Night. After some discussion pictures are cut out of frames and frames are tied to the wizard. David is just too heavy and naked to be dragged around. At the cost of mangling the chandelier a secret passage is discovered and our “art lovers” move along to find a viewing chamber. They had lunch while watching a couple of giant spiders doing nothing (having recently gouged on goblins).
They rambled and ambled further loading their britches with much shiny loot as they defeated many the invertebrate, undead and cavern dweller. Stumbling into the morlock lair, defeating the lot, their big white monkey, defacing their satanic idol and locking the women and child things in a broom closet. They discovered a number of conference rooms and one in particular that has wonderful mahogany furniture that is begging to be stolen, some how some way.
And somewhere along the way ole Hobo Steve caught a rotting fist in the gub that cost him five teeth. Charisma now equals his smarts… But this was the worst thing that occurred to our reprobates. They made a clean escape and back to Denethix for some much-needed rest and to discover that a bunch of chums are ready to come off the injured reserved list.
ROLECALL
Carla the Priestess of TMB (C3) 4304 xp +10%
Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm
Ding-We the Seer (W2) 4311 xp +5%
Gweeb the Priest (C3) 3998 xp +5%
Bimbles the Priest of GSS (C3) 3649 xp +5% (156)
Hobo Steve the Warrior (F2) 2581 xp +5% (101)
The Henchmen
Mighty Yord the Warrior (F2) +143
Nancy Wrathful the Warrior (F2) +258 + 143
RESERVES
Calvin the Bold Observer (MM1) 1819 xp
Raul the Scout (MD1) 1305 xp
Rahgnar the Dwarven Veteran (D1) 958 xp
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 9 DAYS
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Boris the Dwarven Swordmaster (D2) 2904 xp
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 19 DAYS
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Lenardo the Student (S1) 1058 xp
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 2 DAYS
Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand
Figgins the Halfling Veteran (H1) 1023 xp +5%
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 3 DAYS
Light wound: Neurological damage to hip noticeable limp
Ramrod the Robber (T3) 3133 xp +5%
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 23 DAYS
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip noticeable limp
Elapsed Campaign Time
24 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)
Join us for session thirteen when we ask the questions:
Are we on a geas or what?
Can we be here without the rats noticing?
Hey look who’s gained a level?
When are we going to piss off one of our henchfolk?
Tale of the Tape
Steve has a smile only a hockey player could love
KILLS
4 insect swarms
5 Screechmen
10 Morlocks
Albino Ape
Morlock Chief
Morlock shamen
4 Vegabond mushrooms
4 Corpse jellies
2 Blade zombies
6 spitting beetles
3 Crab Spiders
LOOT
Blood stained gold bowl
50 small tourmaline gems
10 solid silver tassles
circlet (morlock crown)
Ivory broach of a womans face in profile
Crystal decanter
4 crystal ashtrays
Scroll with Sleep
Protonium-metal letter opener (+1 dagger)
Amethyst-and-silver collar ape sized
Potion of gaseous form
Golden hookah
Starry Night
Mona Lisa
1200 sp
100 gp
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