Murder Tax (Session 5)

 SESSION 5: Back down the rabbit hole (2 July 15)

This episode our intrepid Hobo’s made their way back to the ASE. On the way they ran afoul of a bureaucrat who wasn’t quite ready to level the full power of the law upon their numbskulls. It seems that the military has rolled into Chelmfordshire and begun to setup a forward base to investigate the crazy business coming out of Mount Rendon. After some back peddling and lick spittleing the Hobos had purchased themselves a one-time exploration pass on/in Mt. Rendon.  

Another stop at the Muddy Cup that resulted in the recruitment of a henchman, now we is cooking pro-fesh-un-als! I’m sure this particular meat-bag had a name that may have been Laerdan the Fighting Guy. As luck would have it he suffered some sort of horrific death that didn’t leave any of us with any sort of lasting impression… 

And as per usual the vagrants set out the next morning in search of treasure and murder.

Up the mountain they went, through the bear lair, into the gatehouse, past the Sarge and back down into the ASE. The exploration lead to a number of deaths: poor ole NewMort lost his lower jaw and then his life, Sven was determined to be super sweet (it musta been all that corn) and the fighting guy didn’t last long (this won’t make future recruiting drives any easier). On a bright note the party did solve at least one riddle that resulted in swag. We won't discuss what they didn’t figure out…

They spent their first night underground and awoke to a bunch of giant mushroom men surrounding a pile of their mess. A fight ensued and our murder-hobos ended up covered in mushy murder gunk. And that was that.

 

ROLECALL

Carla the Acolyte of TMB (C1) 1042 xp

Boris the Dwarf (D1) 873 xp

Calvin the Bold (MM1) 740 xp

Hobo Steve (F1) 450 xp

Raul (MD1) 576 xp

Ding-We (W1) 580 xp

Rahgnar the Dwarf (D1) 889 xp

Gweeb (C1) 312 xp

Sven of the Corn (C1) 366 xp

Lenardo (S1) 446 xp

Figgins the Halfling (H1) 411 xp

NewMort (H1) 331 xp

Ramrod (T1) 730 xp

Bimbles (C1) 740 xp

TheHenchman (F1)....

Join us for session six when we ask the questions:

Why did we stay down here?

How big is this joint?

Why did we get that bureaucrat’s attention?

How do we turn off the house lights and send everyone home? 

Tale of the Tape

Finally got a henchman, now he is dead. 

Morti è morto

Sven of the Corn had his husk peeled  

KILLS

6 Stirges        

5(6) Goblins  

3 Jawheads    

4 Morlocks     

2 Corpse Jellies          

4 Vegabond Mushrooms                             

LOOT 

Tarnished silver skeleton 

Gold necklace