Wednesday 1 February 2023

Boris and the Loot Hunters Pt.2 (Session 166)

 SESSION 166: Meeting Mendelar

         What an odd chamber with bone piles on the ceiling. B-Squad had to do something as the room separated them from Sloth who seemed incapable of squeezing through the narrow entry passage. The ceiling was 40’ up to the bones the floor had 25 absolutely black circles surrounding a liquid filled stone pool, more creepy wall sconces and two tasty black chests. 

A little problem solving later the room was solved in part, it was a floaty room. The why and how stuff were unknown but after the aforementioned sleuthing the hobos had looted the chests and then used them as passenger vehicles to get everyone to Sloth. The big guy lead the goobers to back along the zig-zag corridor a large door of polished obsidian with a magnificently elaborate locking mechanism with a centrally located brass key plate – that looked happy to take one of the found bat-keys. It did. 

The hobos had found Mendelar’s sepulchre the super ornate sarcophagus gave it away, the rest of the chamber was shrouded in darkness along the walls and ceiling obfuscating the true size. A swirling mist, purple and crimson, slowly taking form appeared before the sarcophagus. A voice came forth it was Mendelar and he did not have nice things to say about us or his sister. “So another group of fools sent to rob me of my family signet so that demon of a sister can enable her lover to tread forth and wreck all manner of atrocities! I have existed here in peace because of it, keeping me ‘alive’ without blood only a monster would seek to upset this!” This vexed our group as the idea of being dupes began to formulate. Boris and Felix realized that perhaps more information was required before resorting to swordplay. Mendalar was receptive to further dialogue. Stepping forth, now fully materialized Mendalar revealed more evidence that his sister was the true monster. Sadly, the physical manifestation of the vampire was too much for Agolloch. The sword took control of Willy and charged Mendelar, “Die vile creature of night!” This also triggered Charles’s sword Franz, Mendelar was a vampire and must be evil so it must be destroyed. The vampire was likely caught off guard, the rest of B-Team most certainly were, but his recovery was faster than human thought. Parlay had been fouled. The fight was on. 

Two hordes of undead creatures stepped from the darkness as Mendelar cursed the hobos while producing his counterstrike to the unplanned ambush. It might have been good fortune that the vampire had been living as a blood-free vampire for so long that rather than draining our group of life he resorted to using magical devices. The fight got a little sketchy especially when Boris provided that the big black and crackly pillars were really just big tank magnets. Unfortunalty for poor betrayed Mendelar once the hobos got the mob of festering zombies under control his unlife became fleeting. Only leaving us with fleeting ethical questions that Agolloch ignored.

The ring of Unari was ours along with a wand and what was shown to be a displacer cloak. The hobos grabbed a breath before the wholesale looting of Mendelar’s sepulchre began.

 ROLECALL

Carla the Green High Priestess of TMB (C9) 259748 xp +10% <300001> CRT 1d12/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the High Priest of GSS (C8) 223988 xp +5% <300001> CRT 1d12/III

            Lasting injury: -1 STR, mashed arm

Hobo Steve the Superhero (F8) 221633 xp +5% <240,001> CRT 1d24/V

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

            Touched from Beyond the Grave (Sloth): Eating disorder (x2 food) -5’ mve

            Blessing of Orcus (Consumption -1 CON)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Superhero (D8) 186470 xp <280001> CRT 1d20/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

            Critical Wound: disembowelled less able to process poison (-1 penalty)

            Missing three teeth  

Raul the Voyager (MD8) 198015 xp +10% <240000> CRT 1d12/III

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Lord (D9) 319718 xp +10% <400001> CRT 1d20/IV

Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

            Lasting injury: -1 STR, mashed arm

            Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)

            Multiple Injuries: lost 20 teeth, drools a lot CHA -1

            Serious Injury: Brain Drain -2 INT                            

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Sorcerer (W9) 413765 xp +10% <470001> CRT 1d10/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate (peg required)

Bunny the Thief! (T9) 193265 xp <280001> +10% CRT 1d20/II

            Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand

Ramrod the Cloned Magsman (T8) 127288 xp +5% <160001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp (-5’ mve)

            Missing eight teeth talks with a lisp

 

            The Henchmen

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Mad Ribbits (FY7) 141685 xp <200001> CRT 1d10/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

            Lasting injury: -1 STR, mashed guts

Sloth the Bopper (L7) 135460 xp +10% <178800> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

            Mental Illness: Mummy-a-phobic

Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Swami Girl (PS7) 76671 xp +5% <125000> CRT 1d16/II

Wraith Drained: -1 CON

Biff Bartley the Half-Orc Blackguard (HO7) 89166 <120000> +5% CRT 1d12/II

Lasting injury: Crushed spinal column -6”H, -5’mv, -10% thieving

Sasha Plasha the Warden (R7) 93066 xp +10% <100000> CRT 1d10/III

Dolec Da the Hero (F5) 26094 xp +10% <32000> CRT 1d16/IV

Camillus the Myrmidon (F6)  63619 <65001> +5% CRT 1d16/IV

Greymin the Dwarven Hero (D5) 26295 <35000> +5% CRT 1D14/III

 

‘BOB’ the Deadly Shade (N7) 59275 <90000> +5% CRT 1d16/II

Felix Ignatius Hemlock the previously Skeletal Sleuth (I7) 42208 <80001> +5% CRT 1d16/II

Mason the Canon of Yrrrg. (C6) 40211 <50001> CRT 1d10/III

Charles in Charge the Myrmidon (F6) 45913 <64000> +10% CRT 1d16/IV

Critical Wound: Punctured lung (-2 CON)  

            Mostly DEAD. (-1 CON) -ADJUSTMENT REQ’D

Gurn Hammerhand the Dwarven Swordsman (D3)

Wendul the Thaumaturgist (W5)

 

RESERVES

Yasser Imaphat the Djinn (D4) 30372 <32501> CRT 1d6/II – He didn’t want to come out of his lamp.

            

Elapsed Campaign Time

376 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session One-Hundred-and-Sixty-Seven when we ask the questions:

Was he evil or just cursed and should we have let Charles’s sword decide?

Now that we got the ring what do we do with it?

Tale of the Tape

 

KILLS

Mendelar Unari 

Festering Zombies (12) 

LOOT

3539 gp

Scroll; Gaseous form

Chitin plated snakeskin armor (chain +1, +2 vs. magic)

Ring of Unari

Wand of Dark Shocking (5 charges) upto 3 targets w/in 15’ 4d6 lightning SfH

Displacer Cloak (+2 to saves, -2 to hit)

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