Stuck by the Jams (Session 343)

SESSION 343: Wiz Upgrade but mostly wasting time

Well, fire did the job. Back to our previously scheduled slinkin’.

 

Day 860 Continued II (Still Under Dry Gulch): Fatigue was soon to set in. The gang had to resolve the obstacle or, likely, overnight in the sewers. In truth not really an unusual challenge for our core group, shit happens when you are delving. However, Dolec’s having gills issue seemed like something the Green Messiah should look at. 

“Hey. We have not tried fire have we?”.

“..No we have not, and it is often the great cleanser”. 

With that Chung-Li and Dolec had a plan to address the ochre coloured horde of ameboid things. 

Fire worked real good. Twenty or so minutes later the gang had successfully made the rush back to the base of the wizard’s tower. 

Grandeal was very concerned with the whereabouts of Suzie. Quickly kicking out the hobos before discovering that dream girl wizard had made it back from the under-town with just a bit of upset stomach.  

 

Day 861 (Dry Gulch): Day of rest*. Dolec used this time steal away Miss Hotpants from the community contenders. Fortunately for him his gill mutation seemed to have receded overnight really helping his cause. None of saw nor heard what Dolec did but the end result was hook, line and sinker. Smitten they were.

 

Day 862 (Under Dry Gulch): Back to work with our new hot wizardess as the news had gotten out about Dolec & Suzie – K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Grandeal would not be playing with us anymore. No one seemed to mind. Suzie was the superior magician in all the best ways. 

The mob slunk their way back to the base of the pit trap and made the way back up to the ‘first floor’. 

Now what?

 

Team UG (you figure it out): Dolec, Chung-Li, Biff, BoB, Katre, Charles, Gord and Grandeal the Grey Suzie Hotpants!

 

ROLECALL (Bosses in Training)

 

Dolec Da the Hero (F7) 89577 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d20/IV

            Missing five teeth

Chung-Li the Elven Champion Sorcerer (E7) 144942 xp <250000> +10% CRT 1d8/II

 

The Henchmen

Biff Bartley the Half-Orc Blackguard (HO8) 130990 <MAX> +5% CRT 1d14/II

‘BOB’ the Unseen (N8) 92871 <180000> +5% CRT 1d20/II

Charles in Charge the Champion (F7) 95265 <120000> +10% CRT 1d20/IV

            Franz the Grave Return (Lawful; XXXX) Sword

Critical Wound: Punctured lung (-2 CON) 

            Mostly DEAD. (-1 CON)

Katre Elf-Girl and Swordsman Conjuror (E4) 19223 xp <32000> +0% CRT 1d8/II

Gord the Scout (R3) 7351 xp <10000> +10% CRT 1d14/III

Grandeal the Grey Seer (MU2) 4101 xp <5000>  5% CRT 1d6/I

 

RESERVES (Death Recovery) 

Ramrod the Cloned Thief - Recovering from death (yet again) 846 start (876)

Bimbles of the now creepy electrical eyes– Freshly not dead (881). 

Raul of more facial scars (-2 CHA) – no longer mostly dead (866)

Herbert the Gnome - no longer dead (867)

Elapsed Campaign Time

870 – Everyone Else for reasons.

860 – Carla-Team (at Dry Gulch)   

Domain Days

Gormandia: 20 (Start 838)

Bunnland:?

Join us for session Three-Hundred-and-Forty-Four when we ask the questions:

Is there a larger goal other than just collecting parts?

Does anyone remember we was just killing time between council meetings?

Tale of the Tape

KILLS

Ochre Jelly brigade 

LOOT

-natch-.