SESSION 327a (Addendum): Preparing for the Spring Murder Season
Taking care of all the overdue business.
Day 807 thru 838 (Liwil/ Gormandia): After an evening of drinking the team sits down for some long overdue business. In hobbled the hobo accountant/ Peg-Legged Wizard, trailing a long form hobo-treasury document. He infirmed the crew that he had personalized chest made and loaded with back-pay waiting for all at the stronghold. He also announced a tidy bonuses for those most left in arrears. Even Biff, the surliest of union representatives, liked what he was hearing. This all made the second order of business pretty darn smooth. At this juncture in time all members of MurderHobos Incorporated signed on for another season of mayhem. Finally, they commenced to eat and drink the Liwil tavern out of stock. Good thing Spring and resupply was not all that far off.
In the coming days the vast bulk of the crew made their way to Gormandia to ride out the last month or so before they got back to murderin’. Staying in Liwil were the ‘wizards’. Potions were finished. Petrified companions re-fleshed. Spell books updated and completed. New incantations were researched and perfected. This all took about five weeks. As they finally ended the hobo occupation of the alchemist’s shop they provided final payment as Silves prepared to shut down for some much needed rest before he returned to the Stirgi village prior to his seasonal component collection (herb, fungi, etc.).
Ding-We felt the spending of each coin personally and the community chest had been noticeably bitten into. At least he was up to date… just as the spell slingers and recently unpetrified began the journey to Gormandia they were intercepted at the gates of Liwil.
Oh oh, it’s the ice Queen.. so hot.. but dang she was irritable.
It was the Knight Captain, Baldicar Ma’s daughter Anven.
“Hello, friends and allies… I see that your Winter works have finally completed. As you recall… we the Basilisk Knights entered into a relationship with you, the MurderHobos rather than my preference… the fey folk. We had an agreement of a monthly stipend that is now well in arrears. I hope that it was your complex alchemical works that clouded your memory and not any possible disregard for agreements or our sacred order”.
Anven, as usual, was not trying to hard to hide her disdain.
Ding-We was real happy that Biff was not around as he would have fuelled this fire further. He offered humble apology as he turned round and proceeded to the keep, “I just happen to have a mountain of jewels, that I had most certainly earmarked for your noble order”. “I’m certain you did just that”, she rode through the gate turning up a bit more muck than necessary.
After this final payout Ding-We and the wizardings made their way to Gormandia. The snows were rapidly receding as buds began to show.
It would not be long until we got back to murdering.
ROLECALL
Carla the Green High Priestess of TMB (C10) 384033 xp +10% <400001> CRT 1d12/III
Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm
Bimbles the High Priest of GSS (C10) 348268 xp +5% <400001> CRT 1d12/III
+2 save to poison and internal body things; Double eat (gotta feed my baybay)
Hobo Steve the Lord (F10) 380667 xp +5% <480,001> CRT 1d30/V
Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)
Rahgnar the Dwarven Superhero (D8) 288390 xp <280001> CRT 1d20/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Critical Wound: disembowelled less able to process poison (-1 penalty)
Missing thirteen teeth
Raul the Voyager (MD9) 280600 xp +10% <360000> CRT 1d12/III
Fezzi-Gig (Neut: XXXX) Sword
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4,
Removed one of his own nostrils.
Boris the Dwarven Lord (D9) 382525 xp +10% <400001> CRT 1d20/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)
Multiple Injuries: lost 25 teeth (7 remaining), drools a lot CHA -1
Serious Injury: Brain Drain -2 INT
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Ding-We the Peg-Legged Wizard (W10) 563915 xp +10% <620001> CRT 1d10/I
Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate (peg required)
Bunny the Thief! (T10) 339878 xp <400001> +10% CRT 1d24/II
Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand
Ramrod the Cloned Magsman (T9) 189706 xp +5% <280001> CRT 1d20/II
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp (-5’ mve)
Missing eight teeth talks with a lisp
The Henchmen
Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY8) 211959 xp <MAX> CRT 1d10/III
Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen
Lasting injury: -1 STR, mashed guts
Sloth the Bopper (L8) 207373 xp +10% <390000> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)
Missing ten teeth
Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Swami Girl (PS7) 117790 xp +5% <125000> CRT 1d16/II
Wraith Drained: -1 CON
Biff Bartley the Half-Orc Blackguard (HO8) 127113 <MAX> +5% CRT 1d14/II
Sasha Plasha the Warden (R7) 130057 xp +10% <200000> CRT 1d10/III
Missing three teeth
‘BOB’ the Deadly Shade (N7) 89220 <90000> +5% CRT 1d16/II
Felix Ignatius Hemlock the once skeletal Sleuth (I7) 48517 <80001> +5% CRT 1d16/II
Mason the Patriarch of Yrrrg. (C8) 102353 <200001> CRT 1d10/III
Charles in Charge the Champion (F7) 91388 <120000> +10% CRT 1d20/IV
Franz the Grave Return (Lawful; XXXX) Sword
Critical Wound: Punctured lung (-2 CON)
Mostly DEAD. (-1 CON)
Gurn Hammerhand the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D6) 36770 <70000> +5% CRT 1d12/III
Wendul the Magician (W6) 58518 <80000> 5% CRT 1d8/I
Dolec Da the Hero (F7) 85075 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d20/IV
Missing five teeth
Camillus the Myrmidon (F6) 61699 <64001> +5% CRT 1d20/IV
Willy the Reformed Burglar (T6) 36906 <40000>10% CRT 1d14/II
Agolloch the Eye of Purity (Lawful; XXXX) Sword
Captain Alamend Strender the Swashbuckler (F6) 37745 <64000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV
Lester Flanders the Guardian of Oceana (P6) 56491 xp <95000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV
Katre Elf-Girl and Swordsman Conjuror (E4) 16959 xp <32000> +0% CRT 1d8/II
Lady Versamage Knight Errant (K6) 66802 xp <85000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV
Herbert the Master Gnome Trickster (G4) 17095 xp <30000> +5% CRT 1d8/III
Chung-Li the Elven Champion Sorcerer (E7) 140215 xp <250000> +10% CRT 1d8/II
Skull-Crusher the Hellebardier of Crom (A4) 10069 xp <12000> +5% CRT 1d8/III
Azucar the Elven Myrmidon Warlock (E6) 83950 xp <120000> +5% CRT 1d8/II
Brett & Jermaine Kobold Cooks & Eavesdroppers Extraordinaire
RESERVES
Elapsed Campaign Time
807 – Everyone in Liwil!
Join us for session Three-Hundred-and-Twenty-Eight when we ask the questions:
What are we doing next?
Tale of the Tape
Unpetrified: Captain Alemender. The band is now petrification free, for the time being..
KILLS
Just a mountain of our loot to fill a chasm of overdue bills & wages.
LOOT
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