Evil Elemental Temple (Session 52)

SESSION 52: No Stone Left Unturned (28AUG17)

Sleeping with a pile of treasure is one thing, sleeping in the crypt that you had previously removed said treasure from is just a cold, cold floor. This was probably a grim portent but who pays attention to such things?

Powered up they returned to the chamber of Zuul, Demon Lord of the Elements. It was time to clear out some forgotten chambers. They were ambushed by giant tarantulas and then discovered a crypt guarded by a clay golem that plastered our mutant cyclopean wizard into paste. This battle caught the attention of a trio of gigantic grey worms. One of which swallowed Raul for a brief period of time. He escaped with his life and a sad little turd of an opal. This lead to the final resting place of the founding family of Ironguard Motte - the Ironguard tomb. The son, Parnal had risen as a ghoul. Purportedly due to the power of the ‘tablet’. After looting the family treasury, they went south into a non-descript room where Bunny discovered a basilisk hidden behind a wall. Preserving her in stone for all time. A strange little crypt was discovered down the small passage. Raul, the ‘new thief’ brought forth a strange magical helmet - the Pigface bascinet. After dispatching the beast our hobos looted the secret crypt and then stuffed Bunny away for later extraction (in the secret passage).

The Hobos then hammered into two further crypts. The first resulted in an attack by runic golems and some neat junk, that Raul luckily hooked and extricated from a trapped crypt. The second revealed a sandy stairwell descending into a long forgotten burial place.

ROLECALL

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 56634 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14/III

        Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 54072 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14 /III

Hobo Steve the Myrmidon (F6) 49603 xp +5% (101) <70001> CRT 1d30/V

Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 37251 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V

        Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

Raul the Ranger (MD6) 47072 xp <50000> CRT 1d24/II

        Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 51749 xp +10% <70001> CRT 1d24/V

        Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

Lenardo the Technician (S6) 38704 xp +10% <50000> CRT 1d10/I

        Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Thaumaturgist (W5) 31255 xp +5% <40001> CRT 1d10/I

        Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated

Bunny the Sharper (T7) 57817 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d30/II

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY5) 64884 <65001> CRT 1d12/III

        Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen


The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 18796 xp +5% <35001> CRT 1d20/ IV

Akercocke the Minotaur Defender(M5) 36730 xp <40001> CRT 1d12/ III

Sloth the Roughneck (L5) 23654 <36960> CRT 1d24/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

Brutalitops the mutant Theurgist (W4) 16431 <20001> CRT 1d8/I

RESERVES

Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T5) 19543 xp +5% <20001> CRT 1d20/II

        Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

        Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

        Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

        Being cloned 45 days

        REMAINING RECUPERATION: 44 DAYS

Elapsed Campaign Time

127 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)

Join us for session fifty-three when we ask the questions:

How do we/ can we un-stone Bunny?

Go deeper or run and try to facilitate the non-existent magic economy?

How long can Raul be jumping into things before he dies again?

Tale of the Tape

Brutalitops was pulverized into a paste by a clay golem - keep your head up boy.

Bunny stared a basilisk in the eyes, now just a stone statue stuffed in an alcove

KILLS

Giant tarantulas (6)

Clay golem

Grey worms (3)

Mummies of Zuul (2)

Basilisk

Parnal Ironguard the ghoul

Clockwork scorpions (2)

Runic golems (2)

LOOT

8000 cp

1000 sp

4000 ep

52 pp

Gold necklace inlaid w/jade (1200gp)

Gold Ring inlaid with Small White Pearls (1,000gp)

Platinum Pendant inlaid with Small Sapphires (1,100gp)

Platinum Belt Buckle (1,000gp)

Gold Pendant inlaid with White Pearls (1,400gp)

Jade Comb (500gp)

Coral Bracelet (900gp)

Silver Ring inlaid with Red Garnets (1,300gp)

Gems (6) 1200, 10, 50,400,300 500 gp = 2460

Crossbow bolts +1 (7)

Puny opal 10 gp

Potion of X-Heal

Gold circlet (2) 500 gp each

Exquisite amphora 1100 gp

Pigface bascinet

Fist sized rubies (2) 3000 gp each

Runic tablets (5)