After Party and Back to Work (Session 51)

 SESSION 51: Shit, Shower, and a Shave (14AUG17)

            Well it seems that the followers of Ygg had received a message from above. Our horde of murderhobos are actually murder heroes! There was much rejoicing and an award ceremony (silver medals and participation badges for all the lumps in attendance - thank-you loser culture), on top of our band finally being fully reunited. Being rather banged up the horde decided to rest up and await Ding-We’s return to action. After some studying, resting and the like things were back in motion. Ding-We paid a long-delayed visit to Mumfred the Magnificent to discuss options for the cloning of Ramrod. Unfortunately, ole Dinger had a heck of a lot of pep after being bedridden for so long and came on a little heavy. This likely increased expense and duration but a deal was struck nevertheless. 

            With the general housekeeping settled we decided it was time for another delve into the Barrowmaze. The journey there was fun, a business of giant  weasels that were happy to continue eating last week’s dead giants and then a battle with a pair of dickish fiery salamander things. Returning to the mound the hobos elected to continue exploring beyond the lair of the carrion crawler. Progress was slow as the forces of Nergal were active. In particular, they faced off against an Assault Squad that proved to be rather challenging even though the barrow ghast never got to launch a spell- damn tanks with their jumping rings. The hobos did eventually make it back to the crawler’s lair and decided to settle in for a long rest. 

ROLECALL

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 55861 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14/III
        Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 53299 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14 /III

Hobo Steve the Myrmidon (F6) 48830 xp +5% (101) <70001> CRT 1d30/V

Rahgnar the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 34728 xp <35001> CRT 1d20/IV
        Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

Raul the Ranger (MD6) 46299 xp <50000> CRT 1d24/II
        Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 50976 xp +10% <70001> CRT 1d24/V
        Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

Lenardo the Technician (S6) 37931 xp +10% <50000> CRT 1d10/I
         Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand

Brutalitops the mutant Theurgist (W4) 16045 <20001> CRT 1d8/I

Bunny the Sharper (T7) 57044 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d30/II

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY5) 64111 <65001> CRT 1d12/III
        Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen


The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 18410 xp +5% <35001> CRT 1d20/ IV

Akercocke the Minotaur Defender(M5) 36344 xp <40001> CRT 1d12/ III

Sloth the Roughneck (L5) 23268 <36960> CRT 1d24/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

RESERVES

Ding-We the Thaumaturgist (W5) 31255 xp +5% <40001> CRT 1d10/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated 

            REMAINING RECUPERATION: 8 DAYS

 

Elapsed Campaign Time

117 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)

Join us for session fifty-two when we ask the questions:

What lays ahead?

Are Nergal’s forces now on active alert?

Where are those pesky cultists actually holed up?

Who’s gonna die next?

Will they survive another night in the Layer of the Carrion Crawler?

Tale of the Tape

Nothing to report

KILLS   

Giant weasels (8) parlayed into submission

Flame salamanders (2) 

Giant centipedes (6) 

Coffer corpse 

Barrow Ghast Nergal Shock Trooper Commander

Ghasts (5) NST Squad Assault Sergeants 

Ghouls (8) NST Assault Forces 

LOOT

131 sp

2000 ep

Crown 1000 gp

Jeweled bracers (2) 1400 g each