Sunday 9 October 2022

Lost Files (Sessions 135 - 139)

 Another hole (one might call it a Missing Sequence..) in the history of MurderHobos Incorporated. Maybe we were playing fast and furious with sessions piling on and the recaps required a little more than a 'one pass and done'. Maybe it was the result of some undigested bit of potato? It would explain the night terrors.

Anyhow, instead of our normal poorly written recaps we will now receive a serving of ultra short and yet still poorly written recaps for the five noted sessions.


SESSION 135: Operation Faction Annihilation: The Gargoyles 

    Using the clues received from Xxaxik the band moved east and then south to penetrate the gargoyle faction's lair. What followed was wholesale slaughter of the gargoyle clan and the liberation of a young wizard.

Elapsed Campaign Time

298 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session One-Hundred-and-Thirty-Six when we ask the questions:

Tale of the Tape

This time it was Sloth who lost teeth (-3), everyone wants to be like Boris it would seem.

Saved a wizard named Wendul (MU5)

SESSION 136: Noodling Around the Maze within the Maze

    After running around and through hand between labyrinthine ant tunnels that led to them battling more insidious undead things they did recover a book most foul in the minds of the risen dead but was a big win for those interested in lawful wisdom. The then gang decided to mix things up. They returned to the surface and cracked open another barrow mound. It was a chamber of heads, slightly decayed but magic heads. They fiddled with them had some fun and some retching - so you know it was a party. Afterwards returning to Helix to empty their sacks and recover.

Elapsed Campaign Time

298 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session One-Hundred-and-Thirty-Seven when we ask the questions:

Tale of the Tape

Ding-We drained of vital life force -20,000 xp

Rahgnar lost some more of his chicklets - knocked out -8 (more) teeth

SESSION 137: Even More Looting in the Tomb of Tombs

After creeping even deeper into Barrowmaze and the obligatory smiting of a variety of undead and another piece of the Palanthus artifact was discovered - The Couter! Carla quickly slipped on the elbow guards immediately being filled with even more Power of Palanthus! 

Elapsed Campaign Time

305 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session One-Hundred-and-Thirty-Eight when we ask the questions:

What evil lurks, beyond the next corner?

Tale of the Tape

SESSION 138: Clearing Out the Troll Warren

Plunging into the labyrinthine tunnels of the trolls our hobos go up against wave after wave of gruesome green regenerators. They won albeit being left in rough shape. They drained the resource pool to get the group back up on their feet and made a run for Helix.

They were not so lucky on the dash back to base. Moving at double time signs (spore and such) was missed and they ran straight into a swamp hydra. This gross green beast not only grew new heads but gobbed gross globs of acidic gunk. Steve's armour was diminished along with other more mundane items being utterly destroyed. They persevered and brought the creature down once more facing death's door. They gutted the beast while the most injured were bandaged and then ran hard, another encounter would be doom. The god's were satisfied and they made it back to Helix whole.

Elapsed Campaign Time

305 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session One-Hundred-and-Thirty-Nine when we ask the questions:


Tale of the Tape

Carla sat down with the book of Lawful Wisdom

KILLS

Swamp Hydra (8H) 800

Trolls (17) 16660

SESSION 139: Death to Moo

    Today our gang finally grow tired of pretending to be cultists to pass the Minoton. First they warmed up with some wandering dead, JuJus and a groaning spirit. Returning to Octagon of the Minoton, the hobos strode in devoid of Setanical adornments. The mighty metal moo activated instantly raising its humorous axe and stepping into our hobos. It swung. The axe cut through the entirety of the front line - game on! Magicks came up short, this would be a game of brute force. Fortunately the tanks had all prepared and were extra heroic along with a few other choice buffs. Not often can a singular entity stand against a horde but the Mighty Minoton did. Until that crucial juncture in every glorious battle - turn the tide or die. The hobos did such gaining the advantage they made one last desperate push. They toppled the goliath hitting the ground with a thunderous clap. It moved not. Victory, the hobos once more avoiding death. The clerics were most certainly needed though, they rushed in and went about their business.

Afterwards, the gang were feeling mighty and so they pressed on chopping a further horde of undead and liberating a glorious mountain of lost wealth. Just another day in Barrowmaze!

Elapsed Campaign Time

315 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

KILLS

JuJu Zombies (6) 

Groaning Spirit 

The Minoton! 

Ghouls (12) 

Mummies (3) 

Daughter of Gaxx 

Ravenous Zombies (24) 

LOOT

2274 sp

1720 gp

Gold Death Masks (6) 600 gp each

Silver funerary figures (6) 500 gp each

+1 Chainmail

Electrum Bracers (550gp), Ivory Cloak Clasp (600gp), Scabbard inlaid with Silver (800gp), Silver Belt Buckle inlaid with Jade (900gp), Gold Bracelet (1,000gp), Platinum Circlet with Sapphires (1,000gp), and a Gold Necklace with Emeralds (2,000gp) 

Gold Nose Ring (60gp)

Sealed metal box with Satin Nightshirt (125gp)

Warhammer +3 (head only, 7,500gp to repair) 

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