SESSION 63: The Party (8JAN18)
We were back in town. Packing a mountain of bag fresh meat, axe beak and bulette. Dropped a mountain of coin to have a big party with the yokels. Also, phat donations were made to YGG – gotta have soul power. Delving deeper into Len’s slowly deteriorating condition provided no insight. Ding-We’s leg was vandalized by Bret and Jemaine because kobolds rule! A visit to Muzzah showed that Rammer was growing rather well but also delivered a grim portent. In exchange for re-fleshing Bunny we must investigate a possible breach between worlds. Things from beyond are pushing on the boundaries of reality, whatever that means.
Two days later the party commenced. Dinger is that sorta guy. He immediately brought forth LOTS of strange smoking weed and a mountain of mushrooms…
(A great image to represent (a fab psychedelic trip, borrowed probably from Deviant Art, source maybe Callie Fink with apologies)
The next day we tried to put the pieces back together. Steve tried to fuck his way out of a near death experience, narrowly avoiding a rotting dick. Carla was pick pocketed. Bunny went right off, miraculously maintaining her reputation. Ack invested all his assets in a sure-fire investment. Ding-We caught hold of some juicy tales. Sasha learned that she has a talent for gambling or had accrued a huge surplus of luck. Poor Lenardo the blighted was beat half to death and left naked in an alley. The rest went hard with the townsfolk like it was 1999 or so the story goes, the decided absence of memory makes the story notably uncertain. No one will ever accept party favours from Ding-We again.
ROLECALL
Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 70036 xp +10% <100001> CRT 1d14/III
Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm
Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 67474 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14 /III
Hobo Steve the Myrmidon (F6) 63005 xp +5% (101) <70001> CRT 1d30/V
Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)
Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 52653 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Raul the Wayfarer (MD5) 24202 xp <30000> CRT 1d20/II
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4,
Removed one of his own nostrils.
Boris the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 65151 xp +10% <70001> CRT 1d24/V
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Lenardo the Technician (S7) 57106 xp +10% <100000> CRT 1d10/I
Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand
Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 49430 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d10/I
Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated
The Henchmen
Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 25822 xp +5% <35001> CRT 1d20/ IV
Akercocke the Minotaur Warder(M6) 45756 xp <80001> CRT 1d14/ III
Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 78410 <130001> CRT 1d14/III
Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen
Sloth the Roughneck (L5) 30680 <36960> CRT 1d24/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)
Sasha Plasha the Woods(wo)man (R5) 23320 xp +10% <25000> CRT as cleric
RESERVES
Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T5) 19543 xp +5% <20001> CRT 1d20/II
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp
Missing six teeth talks with a lisp
Being cloned 45 days
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 16 DAYS
Bunny the PETRIFIED Sharper (T7) 57817 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d30/II
Elapsed Campaign Time
155 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)
Join us for session Sixty-four when we ask the questions:
What does this mission have in store for us?
Do we need to roleplay the deadly hangover?
Tale of the Tape
All were poisoned by recreational drugs
KILLS
Just brain cells
LOOT
A whole lotta community credit
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