Sunday, 7 March 2021

Kneel Before your Ophidian Masters or Die (Session 65)

 SESSION 65:  Bloodbath  (5FEB18)

            The doors opened. Slowly and noisily as if they had not been broken for millennia. First came smoke then came our new ophidian masters. Sickly and twisted bipedal abominations spawned from generations of malignant inbreeding. They were ready for opposition. Displaying a strength of hatred that could only be borne from the grotesque. Our gang was gobsmacked. Meet the serpent people expeditionary force - Man Must Die!

(Source: Kull the Conqueror by Marvel Comics)

            These wicked beings lashed out immediately leading with magic and mental attacks. Flatfooted our hobos tried to assert control. Unfortunately, they were facing a race that was well versed in human subjugation. The serpent leader took mental control of Steve who began to slaughter his only friends in the whole wide world. He gutted Rahgnar and then decapitated Akercocke. Even though Carla had successfully held him psionic powers only require mental function. As buckets of our blood covered the battlefield we began to turn the tide, and then one of the serpents let loose a fireball. Half of our band was now smelling their own mortality. The hobos desperately rallied against the looming TPK. It worked. The serpent line was broken and momentum was gained the dread magics were interrupted. We put them down and were left with the open portal standing before us.

            It was decided that Lenny would return to Helix with Rahgnar, the newly mostly disembowelled, and the rest would press on in hope of discovering ‘what the hell is going on’. Stepping through the open portal we found ourselves in a wet and dark subterranean cavern. The smell was different, it was ancient and alien. The remains of our fire at our feet, a number of passageways and a very cryptic ‘scarecrow’- just over there. 

            Welcome to XXXXXXX (censored for the sake of the children err snowflakes).

(Image by: LeonaFlorianova, Another image liberated, most likely, from Deviant Art free promotion for you!)         

ROLLCALL

XP not updated. ‘cuz you got jack shit.

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 70241 xp +10% <100001> CRT 1d14/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 68077 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14  /III

Hobo Steve the Myrmidon (F6) 63415 xp +5% (101) <70001> CRT 1d30/V

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 54462 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

Raul the Wayfarer (MD5) 25408 xp <30000> CRT 1d20/II

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 66357 xp +10% <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face                           

Lenardo the Technician (S7) 57128 xp +10% <100000> CRT 1d10/I

            Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 51041 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d10/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated

Bunny the Sharper (T7) 57839 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d30/II

            The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 26622 xp +5% <35001> CRT 1d20/ IV

Akercocke the Minotaur Warder(M6) 47356 xp <80001> CRT 1d14/ III

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 79210 <130001> CRT 1d14/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Roughneck (L5) 31680 <36960> CRT 1d24/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

Sasha Plasha the Guide (R6) 28820 xp +10% <50000> CRT as cleric

 

RESERVES

Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T5) 19543 xp +5% <20001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

            Being cloned 45 days

                        REMAINING RECUPERATION: 11 DAYS

 

Elapsed Campaign Time

160 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session Sixty-six when we ask the questions:

Tale of the Tape

Firstly, Steve opened up Rahgnar’s guts fortunately Bimbles was able to stuff a lot of it back in (mostly dead).

Secondly, Steve did a much more permanent job and took Ack’s head off (dead, dead,dead).

KILLS

8 members of the serpent people expeditionary force.

LOOT

A piece of paper 

An alien pistol

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