Truly, Nothing to See Here (Session 60)

 SESSION 60: Nothing to See Here… (14DEC17)

Did a little bit of exploring found a clearing with some weird elf balls. Weird structures in a weird pattern. In their infinite wisdom, Sloth was sent in to figure out what is inside an elf ball. He could not figure it out. Eventually, our most wise purveyors of holy inclination figured it out and were rewarded with beautiful crystal necklaces and inner peace. That was it, nothing more – move along.        

ROLECALL

 

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 68334 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 65772 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14  /III

Hobo Steve the Myrmidon (F6) 61303 xp +5% (101) <70001> CRT 1d30/V

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 50591 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

Raul the Traveler (MD7) 61772 xp <80000> CRT 1d30/II

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 63449 xp +10% <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face                           

Lenardo the Technician (S7) 55404 xp +10% <100000> CRT 1d10/I

            Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 47728 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d10/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated

            The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 24971 xp +5% <35001> CRT 1d20/ IV

Akercocke the Minotaur Warder(M6) 44904 xp <80001> CRT 1d14/ III

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 77558 <130001> CRT 1d14/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Roughneck (L5) 29828 <36960> CRT 1d24/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

Sasha Plasha the Woods(wo)man (R5) 22468 xp +10% <25000> CRT as cleric

 

RESERVES

Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T5) 19543 xp +5% <20001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

            Being cloned 45 days

                        REMAINING RECUPERATION: 40 DAYS

Bunny the PETRIFIED Sharper (T7) 57817 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d30/II 

            

Elapsed Campaign Time

131 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

8 days on the island, how time is moving back in reality- who knows!

Join us for session Sixty-one when we ask the questions:

Are we actually doing anything?

Tale of the Tape

Fart

KILLS   

Nope

LOOT

None.