Sunday 28 February 2021

Stop Your Grinning and Grab Your Linen! (Session 61)

 SESSION 61: Pack Your Bags! (20Dec17)

            Moving along from the elf-balls. After an evening’s rest and ambush by electrical griffin things. We decided to hunt down the elvish ruins, the perfect place to find ancient artifacts.  After much deliberation, the course of travel was selected. We pushed on through the jungle just adjacent to an estuary. Reaching a good crossing point, closer to the ocean we stopped to dig for clams. A commotion from the forest disturbed the process. A gaggle of large flightless bird things apparently on the run. In hot pursuit was The Hydra! Lucky catch it would seem.  Ding-We quickly put up a phantasmal T-Rex to stop and distract the 12-headed monstrosity. The hobos quickly gained advantage but the hydra retreated back into the forest with hobos pursuing. After a lame chase sequence, strangely similar to TLJ the beast was dispatched. The tug home was almost immediate. Split-second thinking brought Sasha along for the ride back into the, possible, future.

            Plop. 

    Back in Barrowmaze and the door to Uthak Amon Thar’s final tomb opened. Uthak stood in the darkness waiting. Perhaps for thousands of years, who knows. One thing was certain, he was one hungry vampire. Combat ensued. We were attacked from behind by his two brides. Uthak drank from Raul stealing his very life essence. Our horde was too much for Uthak in such a tight space with no tactical positions to fight from. He was surrounded and beaten back into his sarcophagus where final death was bestowed. Hanging from the wall was Uthak’s mystical spear. Finally! We had received reward for many days of hard hobo work.

            With his death, the sound portals opening could be heard, our escape route had returned. It was time to get back to Helix.

ROLECALL

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 68334 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 65772 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d14  /III

Hobo Steve the Myrmidon (F6) 61303 xp +5% (101) <70001> CRT 1d30/V

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 50591 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

Raul the Traveler (MD7) 61772 xp <80000> CRT 1d30/II

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 63449 xp +10% <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face                           

Lenardo the Technician (S7) 55404 xp +10% <100000> CRT 1d10/I

            Light wound: permanent loss of two fingers (pinky and next) left hand

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 47728 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d10/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated

            The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 24971 xp +5% <35001> CRT 1d20/ IV

Akercocke the Minotaur Warder(M6) 44904 xp <80001> CRT 1d14/ III

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 77558 <130001> CRT 1d14/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Roughneck (L5) 29828 <36960> CRT 1d24/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

Sasha Plasha the Woods(wo)man (R5) 22468 xp +10% <25000> CRT as cleric

 

RESERVES

Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T5) 19543 xp +5% <20001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

            Being cloned 45 days

                        REMAINING RECUPERATION: 40 DAYS

Bunny the PETRIFIED Sharper (T7) 57817 xp <80001> +10% CRT 1d30/II 

            

Elapsed Campaign Time

131 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

11 days on the island, how time is moving back in reality- who knows!

Join us for session Sixty-two when we ask the questions:

How long have we been gone?

Can we fix Bunny?

Tale of the Tape

Raul drained of two levels (now 48% to 6th)

KILLS   

Coppermane Prowlers (2) 

The Hydra 

Uthak Amon Thar

The Brides of Uthak (2) 

LOOT

Spear Predestined

Gold Death Mask

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