Minions of Dark Gods Abound (Session 92)

 SESSION 92: Assault on the Temple of Set. Wait What?!?

            We were having a pleasant rest in the temple of the damned after knocking off the Kill Crew... Carla got a warning from above, deep discordant tones from above, the forces of chaos were at hand. We moved northeast and smashed our way into the Secret Shrine Sector of the Setite Sect. We just can’t let a secret entrance pass by unmolested, and there was no shortage of them.

            A host of evil flunkies, spunkies and junkies. Smited, smoted, smashed and topped off with the liberation of the leaders of the mongrelmen. It seems like things are moving along just fine. I’m almost certain our uncontrollable need to search and loot while ransacking a secret base that has been alerted to our presence will have no adverse outcome, but forget that shit because we just discovered a major mutha-fucking cache. A full golden sarcophagus surrounded by chests and two exquisite brass jackals. "Oh ya!" Our hobos stood there more than a little slack-jawed figuring how to get this jackpot back to Helix for melting down into ingots.

    

ROLECALL

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 94958 xp +10% <100001> CRT 1d10/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 92796 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d10/III

Hobo Steve the Champion (F7) 91127 xp +5% <120,001> CRT 1d20/IV

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 55873 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

            Critical Wound:

Raul the Ranger (MD6) 55124 xp +10% <60000> CRT 1d10/III

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 98073 xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

            Injury: lost 6 teeth                               

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 75752 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d8/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated

Bunny the Raconteur (T8) 90539 xp <160001> +10% CRT 1d16/II

            Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand

Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T6) 21769 xp +5% <40001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

 

            The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 40976 xp +5% <70001> CRT 1d14/ III

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 91814 <130001> CRT 1d10/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Clocker (L6) 48718 xp +10% <81300> CRT 1d16/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

Sasha Plasha the Guide (R6) 41424 xp +10% <50000> CRT 1d10/III

Nara the Naked Purple Jiva Girl (P2) 3145 xp +5% <4400> CRT 1d6/I

       

Elapsed Campaign Time

209 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session Ninety-three when we ask the questions:

How bad is it going to be?

Tale of the Tape

Everybody loves Steve

Bruce’s knuckles

KILLS

Steel Skeletons (2) 

Bugbears of the Red Fang (15) 

Zombies (20) 

Necromancers of Set (4) 

LOOT

29 pp

44 gp