SESSION 130: Nooks and Crannies
Well, we were totally ready to get out of BM and then Raul the eagle eyed mega-dungeon explorer that he is recognizes something. “Hey I can’t be surprised and find everything just like that funny wall over there”. Kitty corner to the previously one-way door was a concealed door.
Looks like we found another tomb. The giveaway was the three stone sarcophagi in the centre of the chamber. Our group prepared for the worst, usual?. Sloth and Steve gotta hold of the first lid as Rahgnar prepared to smash anything that pops up. Whoa this isn’t really stone but plaster covered wood. Far lighter than expected, and began to crumble with handling. Nothing inside. We repeated this process with the two remaining boxes. Both were empty junk as well. So we kicked them out of the way to see if there was any hidden loot. Nope, just crappy fake sarcophagi. Anger clouded our hobos thoughts, they were about to storm out but Steve had settled in for another meal. This brought the group back on target long enough to remember protocols. The chamber was inspected and a false wall was discovered. Behind it a narrow passageway with a number of small burial niches.
The dwarves were sent in, and that probably was for the better. There was treasure, neat stuff as a matter of fact but there was also a devious trap. A clockwork scorpion to be precise. Luckily dwarves tend to be wrapped in thick metal and have stellar saves. Much to the DMs chagrin we pulled out quickly after that and made our way back to Helix.
The journey was violently non-eventful. Instead it looks like we were slightly blown off course and discovered a malnourished guy in a tree house. The house had no clear way up and he dropped a bucket requesting a passage toll which we paid without much concern. Pressing on Carla wondered what his story was. Ding-We brushed off her concerns as he was already visualizing a hot meal and a real nights rest in our barracks.
ROLECALL
Carla the Green Matriarch of TMB (C8) 109028 xp +10% <200001> CRT 1d12/III
Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm
Bimbles the Patriarch of GSS (C8) 152268 xp +5% <200001> CRT 1d10/III
Hobo Steve the Superhero (F8) 149199 xp +5% <240,001> CRT 1d24/V
Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)
Rahgnar the Dwarven Champion (D7) 107036 xp <140001> CRT 1d16/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Critical Wound: disembowelled less able to process poison (-1 penalty)
Raul the Traveler (MD7) 119295 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d10/III
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4,
Removed one of his own nostrils.
Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 138864 xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)
Multiple Injuries: lost 17 teeth
Ding-We the Peg-Legged Sorcerer (W9) 347045 xp +10% <470001> CRT 1d10/I
Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate
Bunny the Thief! (T9) 178831 xp <280001> +10% CRT 1d20/II
Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand
Ramrod the Cloned Pilferer (T7) 71232 xp +5% <80001> CRT 1d16/II
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp
Missing six teeth talks with a lisp
The Henchmen
Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 126576 xp <130001> CRT 1d10/III
Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen
Sloth the Bopper (L7) 118231 xp +10% <178800> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)
Mental Illness: Mummy-a-phobic
Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Siddha Girl (P6) 56134 xp +5% <66000> CRT 1d6/I
Biff Bartley the Half-Orc Executioner (HO6) 50057 <60000> +5% CRT 1d12/II
‘BOB’ the Deadly Shade (N7) 59275 <90000> +5% CRT 1d16/II
Felix Ignatius Hemlock the previously Skeletal Sleuth (I7) 42208 <80001> +5% CRT 1d16/II
Mason the Canon of Yrrrg. (C6) 40211 <50001> CRT 1d10/III
Yasser Imaphat the Djinn (D4) 30372 <32501> CRT 1d6/II
Sir Pelinore the Warder (P5) 23762 <42501> CRT 1d10+8/III (Service from 274:8)
RESERVES
Charles in Charge the Myrmidon (F6) 39982 <64000> +10% CRT 1d16/IV
REMAINING RECUPERATION: 32 DAYS
Critical Wound: Punctured lung (-2 CON)
Elapsed Campaign Time
282 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)
Join us for session One-Hundred-and-Thirty-One when we ask the questions:
What’s up with that skinny tree guy?
How can we prepare for the presumptive final push in BM?
Tale of the Tape
KILLS
Clockwork scorpion
LOOT
+3 Mithril chain (Halfling or Gnome)
Gold Funerary box 3000 gp
Monks Habit
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