SESSION 122: Getting the Band Back Together (21Sept20)
Eleven days later the girls return with an impossible amount of treasure, improbable tales and even more imbecilic murderhobos. “Have a frog ya’ dinks” heckled out Saff while absent mindedly creating a ribbit and then tossing it under foot of Bunny and her ‘New and Improved Mod Squad’. Never one to let mischief fall by the wayside she flew off to draw obscene things on Sloths oversized dome.
Now that we had reunited, Bunny introduced her new hobo crew. Sloth and Saff both took great pleasure in meeting the Blue Fart Yasser. Both for different reasons, Sloth because he is simple and Saff because she like a good joke. With this new influx of loot and bodies the accommodations were getting tight. The adjacent barrack was rented to house the hobo horde and their treasure mountain. A few days later it was decided that a group would head back to Barrowmaze to take care of those damned cultists once and for all. It won’t work out that way but it sounded like a good plan, kill bad guys get loot.
Back through the swamp, down into the tomb via the harpy hole and back to the vicinity of the necro-lab. Next was a chamber that appeared to be a temple for a god ooze or pudding.
Nope, not interested at all. Let’s get out of here.
Moving along we bashed down a wall and found a magnificent shield and some elaborate rhytons. Ding-We had a strong sense of where he felt the followers of Orcus had their base. This brought the hobos to an octagonal chamber with eight doors and a large bronze statue of a minotaur with an equally large battle axe.
Nope, this thing is going to come to life. Let’s get out of here.
And for the second time today the hobos backed tracked. This time to a corridor that housed all sorts of vile garbage. When backtracking from the end of this area the hobos ran afoul of a heavy assault Orcus patrol. This guys were packing trolls! This fight got messy and in the end yet another patrol boss escaped to most likely warn his comrades (stinking commie cultists) that murderhobos were coming.
Cleaning up and preparing for the next move Ding-We suggested that the unholy symbols adorning the dead cultists should be collected. We would be returning to the minotaur chamber.
ROLECALL
Carla the Green Matriarch of TMB (C8) 151229 xp +10% <200001> CRT 1d12/III
Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm
Bimbles the Patriarch of GSS (C8) 141668 xp +5% <200001> CRT 1d10/III
Hobo Steve the Superhero (F8) 137850 xp +5% <240,001> CRT 1d24/V
Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)
Rahgnar the Dwarven Champion (D7) 106945 xp <140001> CRT 1d16/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Critical Wound:
Raul the Traveler (MD7) 108695 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d10/III
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4,
Removed one of his own nostrils.
Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 126065 xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)
Multiple Injuries: lost 11 teeth
Mental Illness: Unhinged (10% chance of lunatic behaviour)
Ding-We the Peg-Legged Enchanter (W8) 254684 xp +10% <320001> CRT 1d8/I
Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate
Bunny the Raconteur (T8) 154123 xp <160001> +10% CRT 1d20/II
Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand
Ramrod the Cloned Pilferer (T7) 71141 xp +5% <80001> CRT 1d16/II
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp
Missing six teeth talks with a lisp
The Henchmen
Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 118035 xp <130001> CRT 1d10/III
Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen
Sloth the Bopper (L7) 109690 xp +10% <178800> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)
Mental Illness: Mummy-a-phobic
Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Siddha Girl (P6) 56134 xp +5% <66000> CRT 1d6/I
Biff Bartley the Half-Orc Executioner (HO6) 41607 <60000> +5% CRT 1d12/II
‘BOB’ the Silent Killer (N6) 42067 <44800> +5% CRT 1d14/II
Felix Ignatius Hemlock the previously Skeletal Sleuth (I7) 42208 <80001> +5% CRT 1d16/II
Mason the Canon of Yrrrg. (C6) 40211 <50001> CRT 1d10/III
Charles in Charge the Myrmidon (F6) 38532 <64000> +10% CRT 1d16/IV
Yasser Imaphat the Djinn (D4) 30372 <32501> CRT 1d6/II
RESERVES
empty
Elapsed Campaign Time
271 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)
Join us for session One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Three when we ask the questions:
Will Ding-We’s plan work?
Hey, what’s that over there?
Have we completely undermined any sort of stealth attack on the cultists?
Tale of the Tape
.nada.
KILLS
Wights (4) 440
Ravenous Dead (6) 300
Trolls (4) 3920
Cultists of He-who-shall-not-be-named (11) 380
LOOT
Silver rhytons (3) 400 gp, 500 gp, 700 gp
The Eagle +3 shield
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