Wednesday, 4 September 2024

Destroy All Orcs (Session 262)

SESSION 262: The Final Battle of the Gangrenous Orcs

A hobo sundered during the concluding battle in orc-town.

 

Day 210 Continued II (13.21 Orcs): Going towards the smoke plume. The team gets some elevation before the outer wall. It looks like the final squad of orcs along with their remaining leadership. They were making an escape run. Packing general goods and a sizable chest. “That is ours.” “Sure is” “What a bunch of degenerate thieves” “Yup. The worst of the worst. This cannot stand” “Nope”, they made a stealthy approach. The orcs were distracted. Costing them the first of a complete fatality list. The hobos began closing in like a noose. Three orcs, the boss and his two body guards made a dash to escape, with the chest, once the rank and file had engaged our hobos. This did not buy a lot of time. Biff and the fighters were only seconds behind and the orcs were slowed by the chest. The pigmen dropped our loot and turned to fight. The leader Orkorokash was the supreme leader of the village and something of a bad ass was enraged when he came face to face with Biff. As his bodyguards engaged Dolec and Charles, Orko drew his mighty two-handed sword and nearly split Biff in half opening him from hip to forehead. Biff hit the ground an explosion of vital fluids and internals drenching the other combatants, “…Dammit Jim, I’m a rogue not a fighter…”. 

This sent the fighters into a rage they dropped their opponents and then sunk their blades deep into the orc boss. With that they had finally eradicated any structured orc presence in the village. Another victory that came with a cost. 


Carla rushed to Biff to see if he might be tenaciously clinging to life. Nope. The wound was brutal. The cleric instead began to bind his wounds so that they would lose no more Biff bits as they transported the corpse, “We must return to our lands with urgency. I will attempt to bring him to life once more”. As she wrapped the body the rest of the gang knew their jobs even in the face of loss. Bunny and Saff took guard as the other mooks systematically stripped the orcs of anything that looked valuable or even marginally interesting. The chest remained. Bunny took a quick look and popped it open she and everyone else were enveloped in a large poisonous cloud, “oops”. The gas could have been deadly but perhaps the outdoor diffusion effect undermined its bite. The hobos fell back outside the cloud to hack and vomit out the noxious vapours. Aside from some gagging all ended well. A stack of gold coin and a well-crafted platinum tiara. Not bad.


They readied for departure but something odd was observed in respect to the main gate. 

 

 

The C-Team: Carla, Bunny, Saffron, Charles, Dolec, Nara, Lester & Biff

 

ROLECALL 

Carla the Green High Priestess of TMB (C10) 350549 xp +10% <400001> CRT 1d12/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the High Priest of GSS (C10) 318111 xp +5% <400001> CRT 1d12/III

            +2 save to poison and internal body things; Double eat (gotta feed my baybay)

Hobo Steve the Lord (F9) 326064 xp +5% <360,001> CRT 1d24/V

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Superhero (D8) 233287 xp <280001> CRT 1d20/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

            Critical Wound: disembowelled less able to process poison (-1 penalty)

            Missing thirteen teeth  

Raul the Voyager (MD9) 263068 xp +10% <360000> CRT 1d12/III

            Fezzi-Gig (Neut: XXXX) Sword

Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Lord (D9) 364963 xp +10% <400001> CRT 1d20/IV

Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

            Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)

            Multiple Injuries: lost 25 teeth (7 remaining), drools a lot CHA -1

            Serious Injury: Brain Drain -2 INT

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)                         

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Wizard (W10) 515312 xp +10% <620001> CRT 1d10/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate (peg required)

Bunny the Thief! (T10) 306096 xp <400001> +10% CRT 1d24/II

            Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand

Ramrod the Cloned Magsman (T9) 172144 xp +5% <280001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp (-5’ mve)

            Missing eight teeth talks with a lisp

 

            The Henchmen

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY7) 195070 xp <200001> CRT 1d10/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

            Lasting injury: -1 STR, mashed guts

Sloth the Bopper (L7) 177435 xp +10% <178800> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

            Missing ten teeth

Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Swami Girl (PS7) 109599 xp +5% <125000> CRT 1d16/II

Wraith Drained: -1 CON

Biff Bartley the Half-Orc Blackguard (HO7) 101166 <120000> +5% CRT 1d12/II

Sasha Plasha the Warden (R7) 123264 xp +10% <200000> CRT 1d10/III

‘BOB’ the Deadly Shade (N7) 64817 <90000> +5% CRT 1d16/II

Felix Ignatius Hemlock the once skeletal Sleuth (I7) 47017 <80001> +5% CRT 1d16/II

Mason the Lama of Yrrrg. (C7) 78549 <100001> CRT 1d10/III

Charles in Charge the Myrmidon (F6) 83366 <120000> +10% CRT 1d20/IV

            Franz the Grave Return (Lawful; XXXX) Sword

Critical Wound: Punctured lung (-2 CON) 

            Mostly DEAD. (-1 CON)

Gurn Hammerhand the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D5) 27952 <36000> +5% CRT 1d12/III

Wendul the Magician (W6) 49700 <80000> 5% CRT 1d8/I

Dolec Da the Hero (F6) 62186 xp +10% <64000> CRT 1d20/IV

            Missing five teeth

Camillus the Myrmidon (F6)  52881 <64001> +5% CRT 1d20/IV

Willy the Reformed Burglar (T6)  28088 <40000>10% CRT 1d14/II

            Agolloch the Eye of Purity (Lawful; XXXX) Sword

Chung-Li the Myrmidon Warlock (E6) 103411 xp <120000> +10% CRT 1d8/II

Captain Alamend Strender the Swashbuckler (F6) 37745 <64000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV

Lester Flanders the Warder of Oceana (P5)  43196 xp <45000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV

Ike the Duck (DF6) – AVATAR form.

Katre Elf-Girl and Swordsman Conjuror (E3) 8141 xp <16000> +0% CRT 1d8/II

Brett & Jermaine Kobold Cooks & Eavesdroppers Extraordinaire

 

RESERVES

BoB, Rhags & Alamender are lawn ornament for the Basilisk Knights.

Chung Li needs 12 weeks (74 days) and a stack of coin to rewrite his lost spell book.  

            Elapsed: 53 days (from A-Team calendar) -INTERRUPTED-

Elapsed Campaign Time

648 (633) days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session Two-Hundred-and-Sixty-Three when we ask the questions:

Will Biff be successfully raised?

Where is the B-Team, really really?

What was so odd about the gate?

What does Winter really look like in these lands?

Tale of the Tape

Biff was sundered by the mighty lord of the Gangrenous Orkorokash

Potion Brewing 42 days (started Day 194): Elapsed 15

KILLS

Orkorokash 

Grimbor 

Burzbolba 

Orcs (10) 

Reavers (3) 

Shogg 

LOOT

Kegs of Ale (2)

6054 sp

2458 gp

Platinum Tiara 1200 gp

Silver ring 35 gp

Potion of Plant Control

Cleaver of Meat Cutting +1

Ring of Telekinesis

+2 2H Sword

+1 Chainmail

Amulet of Protection from Scrying

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