Thursday, 5 May 2022

Red Hot Murder (Session 115)

 SESSION 115: The Chaos Sepulcher of the Elements (Part 4) 6FEB20

            The search for Fire ended within the handkerchief of the spectre formally known as Fecal Nul. The hanky was actually a keenly folded portable hole with the key to fire tucked away in it. We also ran afoul of a couple of golems prior to the noted windfall, they were tougher than this abbreviated post-game notation.  Moving on to the chamber of elemental fire.

             It was really, really hot in there. Metal immediately became uncomfortable to be in contact with. A great rift in the earth belched forth flaming crabs and then fiery weirds before we began the main event against the actual piles of flame. By this time our flesh had started to sizzle. Bimbles was holding the wet t-shirt contest on our horde with his water blaster. This may have prevented our tanks from literally melting. With numerous members on the brink we finally sent the final elemental back to its home plane. The temperature immediately began to normalize as the elemental influence waned. We had the skull key and 80% of our group were incapacitated with extreme burns. After dropping weapons and doffing armor our hobos collapsed to heal and more importantly liberally apply cooling unguents.

 

ROLECALL

Carla the Green Matriarch of TMB (C8) 136524 xp +10% <200001> CRT 1d12/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Patriarch of GSS (C8) 126923 xp +5% <200001> CRT 1d10/III

Hobo Steve the Champion (F7) 117145 xp +5% <120,001> CRT 1d20/IV

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Champion (D7) 92240 xp <140001> CRT 1d16/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

            Critical Wound:

Raul the Traveler (MD7) 93990 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d10/III

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 1313608xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

            Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)

            Multiple Injuries: lost 11 teeth

            Mental Illness: Unhinged (10% chance of lunatic behaviour)                                  

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Enchanter (W8) 239979 xp +10% <320001> CRT 1d8/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate

Bunny the Raconteur (T8) 118716 xp <160001> +10% CRT 1d20/II

            Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand

Ramrod the Cloned Pilferer (T7) 56436 xp +5% <80001> CRT 1d16/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

 

            The Henchmen

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 108251 xp <130001> CRT 1d10/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Bopper (L7) 99906 xp +10% <178800> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

            Mental Illness: Mummy-a-phobic

Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Sadhaka Girl (P5) 19077 xp +5% <33200> CRT 1d6/I

 

RESERVES

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Elapsed Campaign Time

253 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session One-Hundred-and-sixteen when we ask the questions:

Will we rest like the dead or will things go sideways?

Who brought the salves?

Tale of the Tape

Second degree burns and blisters got us close but not close enough.

KILLS

Fecal Nul (spectre) 

Gemstone Golem 

Stone Golem 

Wights (3) 

Fire Crabs (6) 

Lava Weirds (2) 

Fire Elementals (4) 

Huge Fire Elemental 

LOOT

6,356 sp

Portable hole

Small Black Jasper (50gp), Small Zircon (50gp), Small Carnelian (70gp), Small Jade (100gp), Large White Pearl (500gp), Large Finely Cut Turquoise (800gp), Small Finely Cut Bonded Agate (500gp), and a Huge Exquisite Black Sapphire (10,000gp) 

Decorative Amphora (2 @ 800gp each) that depict ancient footraces 

Other gems to be determined (22)

Pewter Chalices (10) 75 gp each 

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