Hobo Meets Earth for the Final Key (Session 116)

 SESSION 116: The Chaos Sepulcher of the Elements (Part 5) 17FEB20

            Two days passed within the now not so hot chamber of elemental fire without a happy DM (random free). The hobos suited up and made their way to Earth, the final elemental gauntlet to run. But first… we gotta find the key and fight more wraiths – great.

This bonanza of fun was followed up by some blood thirsty zoombies, some green slime and some great swag. In particular four jaw-droppingly exquisite platinum rhytons. We got the key somewhere along the way and made our way to battle the final elemental challenge..                                                         

            Earth was a little more sneaky than it’s compatriots. Mr. Ropers and piercers were hiding throughout the earthen chamber prior to the primary emissaries of the elemental plane came a smashing. Blood, sweat and (nearly) tears. It was done the fourth and final skull key was in our grasp. Now, on to the final elemental battle!

 

ROLECALL

Carla the Green Matriarch of TMB (C8) 138485 xp +10% <200001> CRT 1d12/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Patriarch of GSS (C8) 128924 xp +5% <200001> CRT 1d10/III

Hobo Steve the Champion (F7) 119906 xp +5% <120,001> CRT 1d20/IV

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Champion (D7) 94201 xp <140001> CRT 1d16/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

            Critical Wound:

Raul the Traveler (MD7) 95951 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d10/III

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 113321 xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

            Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)

            Multiple Injuries: lost 11 teeth

            Mental Illness: Unhinged (10% chance of lunatic behaviour)                                  

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Enchanter (W8) 241940 xp +10% <320001> CRT 1d8/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate

Bunny the Raconteur (T8) 118716 xp <160001> +10% CRT 1d20/II

            Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand

Ramrod the Cloned Pilferer (T7) 58397 xp +5% <80001> CRT 1d16/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

 

            The Henchmen

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 109231 xp <130001> CRT 1d10/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Bopper (L7) 100886 xp +10% <178800> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

            Mental Illness: Mummy-a-phobic

Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Sadhaka Girl (P5) 19077 xp +5% <33200> CRT 1d6/I

 

RESERVES

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Elapsed Campaign Time

255 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session One-Hundred-and-seventeen when we ask the questions:

Have we learned something?

Are we ready for the final elemental showdown?

Tale of the Tape

Definitely next time.

Steve -4 CON

KILLS

Ravenous Dead (12) 

Amber Mold 

Large Green Slime 

Ghouls (6) 

Ghasts (2) 

Wraths (4) 

Piercers (4) 

Ropers (3) 

Earth Elementals (4) 

Huge Earth Elemental 

LOOT

643 ep 

Five Potions (Flying, Invisibility, Levitation, Philter of Love, Animal Control), 4,231gp, 

four Rubies of varying sizes (50gp, 250gp, 500gp, 500gp) 

Silver Chalices (8) 300 gp each 

Small Flawed Lapis Lazuli (7gp), Small Flawed Blue Quartz (8gp), Small Blue Jasper (50gp), Small Sardonyx (100gp), Small Coral (100gp), and a Very Large Finely Cut Fire Opal (1,600gp)  

Four large Platinum Rhytons 1,500gp, 1,700gp, 2,000gp, and 2,200gp (7400) Splitup

Tome of Understanding, 

Dagger +1 Venom

Mithril Funerary Figure 6,000gp (ding-we)