SESSION 316: The Lost Crypt pt. X – More Bugs in the Ointment
With few good options the good train MurderHobo pushed further into the lair
Day 282 Continued III (Dungeon): Fatigue has noticeably set in as our clowns delve deeper. Giant Steve had finished his excavation into the guts of the Behir exhuming a load of gems and jewelry. We must be reminded that when one becomes covered in guts and gore at a giant size when they revert to normal dimensions the gore volume does not change. Stevie was now a moving pile of goop. They did their best to dig him out and scrape the chunks off but they really needed Bimbles ever full jug to actually clean him up. They needed to hustle as the stink would be coming soon.
Back into the dungeon proper they went.
This would lead to the final battle with the bugbears.
Going down the branching corridor they came to another metal door. Beyond was the foul and evil temple of the bugbears. A large chamber covered in crude icons and symbols revering whatever demonic entity they deified. Across the chamber was a blood stained altar. It was in this area that the shaman and his acolytes hid awaiting the arrival of the hobos. The sneaky buggers launched a sneak attack and our gang noticed that they were within a sphere of silence. Simultaneously with the first strike one of the bugbears began bashing a large shield – the alarm had been sounded. Our mob were no worse for wear after the first salvo but another host of bugbears had showed up behind. It was the chief and his retinue.
If the bugbears had really known the potency of our frontline alone they probably would have abandoned their lair. Unfortunately for these despicable creatures they did not have full measure of their opponents and were about to be slaughtered after a few lucky blows.
After a quick bit of looting the gang backtracked and found their way to the final chamber of the lair. It was the chieftain’s now empty quarters. In the back was a winding stone stairwell that lead to a trap door and the surface – Huzzah! They were done.
The trapdoor was fortified along with the door to the chamber and the gang proceeded to ge ta much needed rest.
The D-Team: Ding-We, Rhagnar, Steve, Chung-Li, Mason, Biff & BoB
ROLECALL
Carla the Green High Priestess of TMB (C10) 358909 xp +10% <400001> CRT 1d12/III
Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm
Bimbles the High Priest of GSS (C10) 323144 xp +5% <400001> CRT 1d12/III
+2 save to poison and internal body things; Double eat (gotta feed my baybay)
Hobo Steve the Lord (F10) 374812 xp +5% <480,001> CRT 1d30/V
Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)
Rahgnar the Dwarven Superhero (D8) 276035 xp <280001> CRT 1d20/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Critical Wound: disembowelled less able to process poison (-1 penalty)
Missing thirteen teeth
Raul the Voyager (MD9) 280600 xp +10% <360000> CRT 1d12/III
Fezzi-Gig (Neut: XXXX) Sword
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4,
Removed one of his own nostrils.
Boris the Dwarven Lord (D9) 382525 xp +10% <400001> CRT 1d20/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)
Multiple Injuries: lost 25 teeth (7 remaining), drools a lot CHA -1
Serious Injury: Brain Drain -2 INT
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Ding-We the Peg-Legged Wizard (W10) 558060 xp +10% <620001> CRT 1d10/I
Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated, runs at ½ rate (peg required)
Bunny the Thief! (T10) 314754 xp <400001> +10% CRT 1d24/II
Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand
Ramrod the Cloned Magsman (T9) 189706 xp +5% <280001> CRT 1d20/II
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp (-5’ mve)
Missing eight teeth talks with a lisp
The Henchmen
Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY7) 199399 xp <200001> CRT 1d10/III
Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen
Lasting injury: -1 STR, mashed guts
Sloth the Bopper (L8) 207373 xp +10% <390000> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)
Missing ten teeth
Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Swami Girl (PS7) 113928 xp +5% <125000> CRT 1d16/II
Wraith Drained: -1 CON
Biff Bartley the Half-Orc Blackguard (HO8) 123997 <MAX> +5% CRT 1d14/II
Sasha Plasha the Warden (R7) 130057 xp +10% <200000> CRT 1d10/III
Missing three teeth
‘BOB’ the Deadly Shade (N7) 86194 <90000> +5% CRT 1d16/II
Felix Ignatius Hemlock the once skeletal Sleuth (I7) 47017 <80001> +5% CRT 1d16/II
Mason the Lama of Yrrrg. (C7) 99327 <100001> CRT 1d10/III
Charles in Charge the Myrmidon (F6) 87256 <120000> +10% CRT 1d20/IV
Franz the Grave Return (Lawful; XXXX) Sword
Critical Wound: Punctured lung (-2 CON)
Mostly DEAD. (-1 CON)
Gurn Hammerhand the Dwarven Swashbuckler (D6) 36770 <70000> +5% CRT 1d12/III
Wendul the Magician (W6) 58518 <80000> 5% CRT 1d8/I
Dolec Da the Hero (F7) 72515 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d20/IV
Missing five teeth
Camillus the Myrmidon (F6) 61699 <64001> +5% CRT 1d20/IV
Willy the Reformed Burglar (T6) 36906 <40000>10% CRT 1d14/II
Agolloch the Eye of Purity (Lawful; XXXX) Sword
Captain Alamend Strender the Swashbuckler (F6) 37745 <64000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV
Lester Flanders the Guardian of Oceana (P6) 49775 xp <95000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV
Katre Elf-Girl and Swordsman Conjuror (E4) 16959 xp <32000> +0% CRT 1d8/II
Lady Versamage Knight Errant (K6) 66802 xp <85000> +5% CRT 1d16/IV
Herbert the Master Gnome Trickster (G4) 17095 xp <30000> +5% CRT 1d8/III
Chung-Li the Myrmidon Warlock (E7) 137189 xp <250000> +10% CRT 1d8/II
Skull-Crusher the Hellebardier of Crom (A4) 10069 xp <12000> +5% CRT 1d8/III
Brett & Jermaine Kobold Cooks & Eavesdroppers Extraordinaire
RESERVES
Elapsed Campaign Time
743b days at beginning of session (Boris & Friends just outside of Liwil)
689a (Bunny Group Newville) Busy until 779
722d (Ding-We Gang Lake of Abominations/ Liwil)
Join us for session Three-Hundred-and-Seventeen when we ask the questions:
Can we go back to base now?
Where on the surface are we actually?
Is the key a red herring or did we miss something?
Tale of the Tape
Nothin’ but dead beastmen
KILLS
Bugbears (16) 1600
Osh-Kosh-Buggosh Chieften of the bubears 800
Gnosh-mosh-Pidosh Shaman of the bugbears 400
LOOT
320 gp
Emerald 180 gp
Mace +1
Ring of Protection +1
Bracers of Platemail (AC 2)
Potion of X-Healing
Key?
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