SESSION 103: My last Will and Times, by Otto “the sandwich maker’ Von Grublelager IV (23SEPT19)
For 400 hundred years, I have been a master. Consuming the weaklings like the cattle they are. Now, I have been beaten to my base form and pursued by a fae whore. I must push on, return to my crypt and reform. My revenge will be crimson and serrated.
Diving back down the well, having shaken off the maniacal fairy. Past his children sleeping in the earth. Through the hole, then through the muck. Floating past the breeding pits more maggot-like children writhing and growing in their pools of plasma.
Where is that fool Solom Quor? His lupine prototypes have made a mess again, damn them. If he doesn’t get his little experiment in line I will snap his sniveling neck. Where are the others? Perhaps it is for the best that they have been delayed I don’t really want to retell this maddening turn of events. I will use my rest to formulate an insidious plan of revenge, yes there will be blood. Now I must sleep.
Otto the Sandwich Maker returned to his sarcophagus changing back to cold dead flesh from his gaseous form to regenerate and dream of revenge. In his torpor he could not sense that by fire and blade the hobos were cleansing his lair.
What! Who dares disturb me while I rest? I have not had enough time I am enfeebled. 400 years, becoming a master hunter to only meet my final rest at the hands murderhobos.
Meat, I curse you!
ROLECALL
Carla the Green Matriarch of TMB (C8) 118776 xp +10% <200001> CRT 1d12/III
Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm
Bimbles the Patriarch of GSS (C8) 108625 xp +5% <200001> CRT 1d10/III
Hobo Steve the Champion (F7) 100107 xp +5% <120,001> CRT 1d20/IV
Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)
Rahgnar the Dwarven Champion (D7) 75202 xp <140001> CRT 1d16/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)
Critical Wound:
Raul the Traveler (MD7) 76952 xp +10% <120000> CRT 1d10/III
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4,
Removed one of his own nostrils.
Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 113902 xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV
Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face
Wound: Bad leg (-5’ MV)
Injury: lost 6 teeth
Injury: lost 5 teeth
Mental Illness: Unhinged (10% chance of lunatic behaviour)
Ding-We the Peg-Legged Enchanter (W8) 222581 xp +10% <320001> CRT 1d8/I
Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated
Bunny the Raconteur (T8) 106368 xp <160001> +10% CRT 1d20/II
Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand
Ramrod the Cloned Filcher (T6) 36898 xp +5% <40001> CRT 1d16/II
Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)
Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp
Missing six teeth talks with a lisp
The Henchmen
Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 48895 xp +5% <70001> CRT 1d16/ IV
Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 99733<130001> CRT 1d10/III
Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen
Sloth the Bopper (L7) 91338 xp +10% <178800> CRT 1d20/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)
Mental Illness: Mummy-a-phobic
Sasha Plasha the Guide (R6) 29343 xp +10% <50000> CRT 1d10/III
Nara the Nearly Naked Purple Sadhu Girl (P4) 12074 xp +5% <16600> CRT 1d6/I
RESERVES
empty
Elapsed Campaign Time
230 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation)
Join us for session One-Hundred-and-four when we ask the questions:
Are we done now? Can we go back to Helix?
What did we miss?
KILLS
War-worm Zombies (18) 378
Charnel Viper 29
War-worm Heroes (6) 810
War-worm grubs (30) 390
Solom Quor 135
Lupine Thralls (12) 240
Mother Worm 350
LOOT
Potions of healing (3)
400 gp
Tiger eye (4) 100 gp each
Bloodstone (4) 100 gp each
Goblets (3) ornate, wrought gold w/gems 2000 gp each
300 pp
Assorted gems (14): 250, 1000,1000,100,10,75,500,100,10,250,25,25,100,25 = 3460
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