Monday, 13 December 2021

When MurderHobos Go Round and Round (Session 91)

 SESSION 91: Cat & Mouse in the Temple of the Damned (18MAY19)

            So, we decided to run. Whatever was coming seemed to be Legion. It was in fact a Nergal Kill Crew that would bring all sorts of twisted abominations.This DM dreamed of dismemberment and disfigurement.

Ding-We webbed the first set of doors and then we spiked the second. We boogied out the back of the chamber taking a passageway to the NE until coming to a door, 30 feet later. They were feeling like whatever was behind had been avoided. I'm not sure how MurderHobos survive in the wild, the same goes for hamsters. They kicked the door in, no time for nuance, revealing a chamber with a couple of mimics feasting on some unlucky tomb robbers. The jig was up and the mimics sadly were caught with their proverbial drawers down. No sneaky ambush this time just a quick fight against our horde.

    Beyond was a series of other oddly shaped small rooms. They encountered some mongrelmen and received some broad info about the surrounding area. After all the obligatory chirping, barking and squeaking. We then back tracked to the vicinity of the pillared chamber from which we started and attempted to setup an ambush for the Nergal Kill Crew whom appear to have gotten back on our trail. 

    First came the hounds, stitched together things with rotting wolves heads and almost enough limbs to move properly. They could smell and presented a pestilent bite driven by undead rage against all that was living. Behind them came ghouls, ghasts and abominations. Everything you would expect from a prospective death god.  A rather major battle went down but we were able to hold the line and demolish Nergal’s forces at this meeting. However, the battle did deplete our remaining resources forcing us to back-back-track to get some rest. Really was just a day of doing doughnuts in Barrowmaze until the original problem was addressed. 

And that is why procrastination can be the death of ya.


ROLECALL

Carla the Green Lama of TMB (C7) 94314 xp +10% <100001> CRT 1d10/III

            Scars: permanent loss left index finger and scarring on arm

Bimbles the Lama of GSS (C7) 92152 xp +5% <100001> CRT 1d10/III

Hobo Steve the Champion (F7) 90483 xp +5% <120,001> CRT 1d20/IV

            Brain Damaged: reduced mental capacity (tough night on the town)

Rahgnar the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 55229 xp <70001> CRT 1d24/V

            Serious wound: permanent loss of an eye (-1 to missile fire)

            Critical Wound:

Raul the Ranger (MD6) 54480 xp +10% <60000> CRT 1d10/III

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -4, 

Removed one of his own nostrils.

Boris the Dwarven Champion (D7) 97429 xp +10% <140001> CRT 1d16/IV

            Serious wound: permanent loss of CHA -3, carved up face

            Injury: lost 6 teeth                               

Ding-We the Peg-Legged Magician(W6) 75108 xp +10% <80001> CRT 1d8/I

            Critical Wound: Left leg obliterated

Bunny the Raconteur (T8) 89895 xp <160001> +10% CRT 1d16/II

            Light wound: permanent loss of pinky finger, off hand

Ramrod the Cloned Burglar (T6) 21125 xp +5% <40001> CRT 1d20/II

             Serious wound: Bad Back (-1 stone CC)

            Scars: Neurological damage to hip, noticeable limp

            Missing six teeth talks with a lisp

 

            The Henchmen

Arnd Cobblestone the Dwarven Myrmidon (D6) 40654 xp +5% <70001> CRT 1d14/ III

Saffron the Mad Fairy Queen of Ribbits (FY6) 91492 <130001> CRT 1d10/III

            Moderate wound: Scar on abdomen

Sloth the Clocker (L6) 48396 xp +10% <81300> CRT 1d16/IV or 1d6/G (vs. s, m)

Sasha Plasha the Guide (R6) 41102 xp +10% <50000> CRT 1d10/III

Nara the Naked Purple Jiva Girl (P2) 2823 xp +5% <4400> CRT 1d6/I

 

RESERVES

empty 

Elapsed Campaign Time

209 days at beginning of session (also applies to recuperation) 

Join us for session Ninety-two when we ask the questions:

Will we travel more than 200 feet?

What did the mongelmen tell us?

Have we forgotten any critical clues towards completion?

What are we doing?

Where are we going?

Will Purple-Girl survive to third level?

Tale of the Tape

Boris’s psyche has begun to fracture (PTSD), the dead have infected his soul (incurable)

KILLS

Mimics (2) 

Mongelmen (6) - Chit Chat 

Hounds of Nergal (5) 

Ghouls (16) 

Barrow Ghasts (2) 

Barrow Abominations (2) 

LOOT

Zilch

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